Friday, January 25, 2008

Why dogs are better than children.

I know this list has been around a while, but it's always good to remind your people of these facts, because their memory is not as good as a dog's:
Remember: Dogs and Cats are better than kids because they.....
1. Eat less
2. Don't ask for money all the time
3 Are easier to train (except Terriers and ShihTzu)
4. Normally come when called
5. Never ask to drive the car
6. Don't hang out with drug-using friends
7. Don't smoke or drink
8. Don't have to buy the latest fashions
9. Don't want to wear your clothes
10. Don't need a gazillion dollars for college, and...
11. If they get pregnant, you can sell their children!!!

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